Zombie mommy

by Amy Turn Sharp



My leg hair is so long it could be braided.
At my 6 week postpartum appointment today I gasped at myself standing naked in the fluorescent lighting while waiting for the doc.
Oh My God.

Seriously.

I also had a lovely chuckle as the doctor
began her birth control monologue...
Dude.
I don't even want to have sex with myself.

I handed the barista nickels and dimes today and there was dirt under my nails.

Also- What is in fashion this season?
Anyone.

Beuller. Beuller.

I need tips and tricks.
I need low cost/low time ideas of how to get my mojo back.

I need a hand to hold.
xo

(at least my baby is flipping cute.)

photo via here