"Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback."

by Amy Turn Sharp


I can do that.
Honestly.
It is really good for the ego in a bar-
even on a bad hair day folks seem to like it.

What can you do that is kinda superfluous but cool?
I can also open bottles of beers with Bic lighters but the cherries get me more drinks.

but you know what- I cannot for the life of me pronounce this...Matryoshka.
I just choose to say nesting doll.

I am over at my pal Kate's today.

title quote- The Big Lebowski 1998

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